tom-fucking-hardy:

"Mm it wouldn’t be appropriate to say."

"Hm, that so? Please, tell me…i don’t mind. I mean, what’s so ‘inappropriate’ about it?"

(Source: hippienonsense)

tom-fucking-hardy:

"Oh you do more than just make me blush darling."

"Oh really? Give me a hint, what else do i do to you?"

(Source: hippienonsense)

tom-fucking-hardy:

"Shh. You’re going to make me blush, love with your flattery."

"Oh pftt, as long as you blush. I’m all good, hot stuff." 

(Source: hippienonsense)

(Source: bellagifs)

tom-fucking-hardy:

"I wish. If I looked like you, I’d be really attractive."

"Well aren’t you sucha sweetheart, already flirting your way over, i see. I dig that. I like. But if anything, you’re the attractive one."

(Source: hippienonsense)

canadianmadecharisma:

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"I’ll totally dance. I’ll get my trusty kazoo out. Play some tunes rock out as a one man band with my signature rainbow socks. I’ll become super famous, super rich and take Josie out for three walks."

"You gotta dance like how Nikki and I use to dance, when we were the Bella twins, kay? Like for real, shake the Canadian booty. Shake what you’re momma gave you. Oooh, look at you. We got a one man show over here! Aren’t you already famous? Awe, Josie’s gonna love you."

(Source: hippienonsense)

||So today i found out that one of my managers does weed. like dude. Also one of the older servers, who’s been with Applebbe’s for ageeees, talked about how one of the top bosses actually does. ‘coke’ so i’m like. Dude…wtf…where the hell am i working at? lol idk, immma just let them live their lives. 

psychotictheory:

hippienonsense said: “…..what?”

…Please don’t tell me I gotta explain
what the joke is about.

      Pu-fucking-lease, Brie.
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Pa-leaseeeee, Jonathan. I understood it the first damn time. Jeez.

It was totally lame, but…i guess it had hint of good humor in there.

Got another…? Or, are you all out, Mr. Titty master?

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